Yeah! Casa Bonita!

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STAN
Dude, I wonder where Kyle is.

CARTMAN
Maybe he caught a disease and died.
That'd be so awesome.

STAN
Dude that's not funny. You shouldn't
joke about that.

KENNY
(Yeah.)

CARTMAN
Who's joking?

KYLE
You guys! You guys! I have awesome
news!

CARTMAN
You have AIDS?

KYLE
No. This Saturday, for my birthday,
my Mom says she's takin' me to Casa
Bonita, in Denver, and I get to invite
three friends!.

CARTMAN
Wow! Casa Bonita?!

KENNY
(Woohoo!)

STAN
What's Casa Bonita?

CARTMAN
Dude, haven't you ever been there?!
It's a big Mexican restaurant where
they have, like, cliff jumpers and Black
Bart's Cave and all kinds of stuff!


KYLE
It's like the Disneyland of Mexican
restaurants.

CARTMAN
This Saturday! Awesone! Casa Bonita!
Casa Bonita! Food and fun in a festive
atmosphere. Casa Bonita!

KYLE
Who said I'm inviting you?

CARTMAN
You... your Mom said you could take
three friends.

KYLE
Yes. Three friends. You're not my friend.


CARTMAN
Wuh ih uh... Weh come on, Kyle, who
the hell else are you gonna take besides
Stan and Kenny?

KYLE
I'm gonna take Butters. He invited me
to his birthday party last month, so
I owe him one.

CARTMAN
Butters?! You're gonna take THAT butthole?!
Why?!

KYLE
Because Butters isn't a total dick to
me!

CARTMAN
I have never been a dick to you.

KYLE
Oh please! All you ever do is call
me names and rip on me for being Jewish!


CARTMAN
Kyle, when have I ever ripped on you
for being a Jew?

KYLE


[in the playground. Craig is there instead of Kenny] Oh yeah?!
Well you're a stupid Jew!

[in the playground, by the school's back doors] You're a Jew!


[in Cartman's room. Cartman is wearing a crown] Shut your God-damned
Jew mouth!

[at Kyle's house, on the front steps] Good job, Jew!

[singing the Dreidl song with Kyle's family and Stan] Jew...


[leaving his seat in class] Shutup Jew!

[at Cartman's house, with outfits] You're Jewish!!

[seated on a curb with the other boys] Dude, he's Jewish!

[staking out a house] Jew!

[on Nightline, seated next to Stan] Jew!

[in Cartman's dining room] Jew!

[at the side of a road, with Tweek and with their parents] Jew!


[next to stacks of lumber, as Kyle is about to whack him] Jew!


[at a barn, through a hole on the roof] Jew!

[Stan's room. Kyle reads a Bible] Jew?!

[At the Costa Rican rainforest, during practice] "I told you
Jewish people don't have rhythm." "Fuck off, Cartman"

CARTMAN
Okay, except maybe for that one time.


KYLE
You've always been a dick to me, Cartman,
and I'm not inviting you.

CARTMAN
Kyle, you don't understand! Casa Bonita
is my most favorite place in the whole
world. I'll just, I'll just die if you
don't take me! Please!

KYLE
Sorry, my mind's made up.

CARTMAN
Well fuck you, Kyle!! I don't wanna
go to your faggy birthday party anyway!
I'd much rather hang out at home than
have to be around you and your Jew mom
for a day! Kiss my ball, asshole!!
Dude, I totally didn't mean that, Kyle.
Ah I really really wanna go to Casa
Bonita. I'm sorry we had that fight
just now. You know, I mean, I said some
things, you said some things, but, I
think it was good and we we've moved
past it.

KYLE
I'm not inviting you to Casa Bonita.


CARTMAN
Well fuck you, Kyle!! I hope you die!
I hope you fucking die!

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